Sunday, January 31, 2016

Chris Brown & Baby Mama @ it again!




Young men, this is a public service reminder that some places will even give you condoms for free.

So Chris's baby mama Nia Guzman accuses the singer of causing their baby girl Royalty's asthma. 

Come o, e be like say Nia & Davido sabi each other cos wasnt this what he accused Sofia Momodu about?

Mehnnn January as you end today the drama must not end biko. Chris has since deleted this post of IG. Looks like sunday morning angels came & slapped some sense into him. 

Read the full story below.


"Absolutely untrue. I quit cigarettes on New Years. NO ONE smokes around my daughter. This is obviously a play to get some sort of increased income. I take care of my daughter and I would never ever put her in a position that will harm her. I'm so sick and tired of negative people trying to use me and slander me. All this annoying bs, everybody knows what they do in these street. My daughter is my pride and joy and I will not be played because my lifestyle is different from the other parties involved. This really has to stop. My daughter is the youngest in her class and the most advanced. My mother and I have made sure my daughter is constantly learning and being creative as well as her safety. I won't do the back and forth negative things so I'll just say god bless whoever is struggling and needs to use me to better their life even though I fulfill my duties as a father. ❤️

37-year-old wife of 90-year-King ejected from palace for cheating!


  • 37-year-old wife of 90-year-King ejected from palace over alleged adultery.


    So ehn, who do we blame here? How does a woman in her 30's marry a man in his 80's (age when they married)??
    I think there are more pertinent issues sha like how does the man get "it" up? Das all we wanna know! We need to patent whatever it is sharply & commercialize it cos awon small boys already be dulling! 
    Continue to read the actual story below! 


    Queen Okwukwe Nwoko was allegedly ejected from the palace of His Royal Majesty, Obi Agbogidi Nwoko III, of Idumuje-Ugboko Kingdom in Aniocha North LGA of Delta State, over allegation of infidelity. She was married in 2010 as the 4th wife but ended up being the only wife.


    Trouble started in 2012 when members of the royal family, allegedly led by the Crown Prince, Nonso Nwoko, accused her of infidelity and consequently ejected her from the palace. They contended that the Obi was not responsible for the pregnancy that resulted in the birth of a baby girl by Okwukwe.
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    The girl is now three years old. Apart from that, a member of the royal family, Prince Obi Nwoko, said Okwukwe was also caught watching blue film at the palace, adding that her mind was so corrupt and, therefore, not fit to be the wife of the king. .
    Prince Obi added that the royal household rejected the idea of going for DNA test due to several unresolved issues. But Okwukwe stoutly denied the allegations, and maintained that she was unjustly ejected to create room for the Crown Prince to succeed his father who is still alive but in miserable condition due to lack of care.
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    She said not only did they chase her out of the palace, they also seized her car, carried everything from her shop and padlocked it. They blocked the joint account she was using with her husband, giving her no access to any money again. They also said nobody would help her. .
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    And according to the law, as soon as you are married to the Obi legally, you cannot remarry. Okwukwe said when she offered to have the child undergo DNA test to ascertain her paternity or she be allowed to take the traditional oath to prove her innocence, her accusers refused.
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    A community source however revealed that Okwukwe is a victim of other people’s manipulation. That they conspired against her because of her influence in the community. Adding that their foothold was that when she got pregnant, His Royal Majesty was too old to impregnate her and as such they concluded that she got pregnant outside the palace.



SAG Awards 2016! African American's win BIG!! Red Carpet Pictures



Obviously this is NOT the 2016 Oscars which has no African Americans in any of its 40 or so categories. This year's SAG awards takes the cake for making sure nominees from different walks of life were well represented; the old/young, African Americans, LGBT etc. 

Big winners include my personal sugar oh so banana/he can gerrit erryday Idris Elba. He won two awards, one for portraying an African warlord in Beast of No Nation and the other for his role as an eccentric detective in Luther. I'm yet to see BONN but as a faithful Netflix subscriber I shall be watching that pronto. I've seen a few episodes of Luther and right after swooning at Idris's ruggedness I realize the show is actually darn good, and who can resist a British accent anyways. If you haven't seen either, get to it NOW.

See full list of winners and red carpet pictures after the cut.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Bird Flu now full blown in Nigeria!





Bird Flu is now present in 18 states of Nigeria and has affected 2.5 million chickens!!


According to the National Institute of Animal Science, Avian Influenza or bird flu is an infectious viral disease of birds. While most Avian Influenza viruses do not infect humans, a few others like A(H5N1) and A(H7N9) have caused serious infections in people.


NIAS, which is the regulatory agency of the Federal Government for the regulation of all matters pertaining to animal husbandry in Nigeria, on Friday stated that bird flu was spreading so fast and as such all adequate measures to stop the spread must be enforced.

More after the cut...
Asked to state the number of birds affected by the disease, the Registrar/Chief Executive Officer, NIAS, Dr. Godwin Oyedeji, said, “By the last count, I think as of yesterday (Thursday), not less than 2.5 million chickens have been infected and over 700 farms have been affected nationwide. From one incidence in one state and moving to two states, it has increased and I think by now we are having it in not less than 18 states.”


Oyedeji, who spoke during a press briefing in Abuja, added, “In the Kuje area, here in the Federal Capital Territory, over 900,000 birds have been affected. This should not continue, and it is because things that should be done are not being done.

“If we cannot prevent wild birds that carry the influenza from overflying Nigeria and if the virus has come into Nigeria, then we can prevent, through good animal husbandry practices, the spread from one farm to the other.”


He noted that something was wrong somewhere, adding that the institute had gone to the field to ascertain what was not being done right by poultry farmers.

See ehn,... first of all, thank God Christmas has pass otherwise the number of people lamenting go pass 3rd mainland bridge traffic for 1 year! Secondly, so are we trying to tell me that if I gate crash, enter #TSquared2016 (Toolz & Tunde Demuren)'s traditional wedding this weekend, I should not even look the chicken they serve me in the eye? Una just wan naked jollof like that? A whole jollof?? Chaii..see sufframent.

Nna ehn..

So whomever knows this NIAS people should please tell them that websites are not just for "make I have am" purposes, they should learn to share such news on their websites foremost, especially for authenticity reasons. Ahn ahn.. shuoo, not even one mention of this on their own website.

I wonder how much GEJ's administration gave them to build that website.

Adoptive parents lock their children in bathroom for months!!



**Not actual image of the children involved. Courtesy healthyplace.com


A man and woman have been arrested for allegedly locking their adopted children in a bathroom for months at a time as punishment.
George Barnes, 45, and his wife Nancie Barnes, 46, both of Watertown, were arrested on Thursday and charged with two counts of cruelty to persons, unlawful restraint in the second degree and risk of injury to a minor. Continue after the cut..

Some mothers are amazing! Mum puts son through school by selling fish!




This young man here shared a picture of his mom who sells fish. She put him through school, all the way to higher education with her proceeds from this venture.


See ehn, my heart soared when I read about this. I don't know the woman but I love her already and will pray for her and her son. I pray her son will be uber successful, and most importantly his mum will reap the great reward of her labor. Continue after the cut..

A mother's reward ...Reekado Banks buys mom a home!!




Mavin Records superstar and my very own Katapot, Reekado Banks shows his beautiful mom off in a selfie, and Mavin shares the good news that he bought his mum a house.


**Correct pickin! People ehn, before you hammer make sure you don't forget to pay your 10% tithe, take care of your parents, save for a rainy day & live well. YOLO!
Now when you hammer ehn, you would have been used to these financial sacrifices/planning and should not be a problem for you. Money you can't give when you have little, you won't be able to give when you have more. Continue after the cut


All the little things you can do matter and not overlooked. Buy recharge card every week for your mum or fill up her petrol or generator tank every week. Buy her gifts or take her out on her birthday, and even on valentine's day. If you have a significant other you can celebrate with your mom on the 13th so that katakata will not burst on the 14th. Your mama no fit warm your body for night o.


No be play play that Biggie (Notorious BIG) said "Mo Money Mo Problems". That is the wisest thing that man ever shared with the world.

The most controversial Celebrity Apprentice is here. Contestants named!!




So, as most of you know, Donald "Ducky" Trump used to be the lead boardroom person on this show with his catch phrase "You're fired", that is until NBC television network told him "You're fired"!, That and the fact that he's running for the position of the President of the United States.

Well, one of television's best is coming back for its new season without Donald Trump; and Arnold "I'll be back" Shuwazenegger will replace Donald. Also at the board room will be Tyra Banks, Warren Buffet, Steve Ballmer, Jessica Alba, and Patrick Schwazenegger (Arnold's nephew).

See full list of celebruty contestants after the cut.

Super Model Tyra Banks welcomes baby boy to the world


World famous super model and host of American's Next top model, Tyra Banks announces to the world about the birth of her baby boy. The proud and excited mother made the announcement a couple of days ago on Instagram. The father is her long time boyfriend Erik Asla.
See announcement after the cut.

Barbie now adds 3 new body styles ....opelenge, orobo, & size konkolo

Picture credit: prnnews

Now this is great addition to the doll family. If you ever played with barbie dolls you know that even though there are tons of those dolls in different outfits, they were all the same one size all american girl size two type of dolls. Well looks like Barbie has finally decided to shine their eyes & see the millions of girls out there whom their dolls did nothing to represent. So the answer to that is 3 new additions...Opelenge, Orobo & Size Konkolo....cough...cough.. actually they were properly named Tall, Curvy & Petite.

Here's an excerpt from Mattel's website after the cut:

Thursday, January 28, 2016

The "Economist" refers to Former President GEJ as an "ineffectual buffoon"



**In an article about Nigeria's economy titled "Crude Tactic, an unmentioned retarded writer thought it wise to refer to our former president as an Ineffectual Buffoon"
Here's an excerpt from the article with the mention:


In the eight months since Mr Buhari arrived at Aso Rock, the presidential digs, the homicidal jihadists of Boko Haram have been pushed back into the bush along Nigeria’s borders. The government has cracked down on corruption, which had flourished under the previous president, Goodluck Jonathan, an ineffectual buffoon who let politicians and their cronies fill their pockets with impunity. Lai Mohammed, a minister, reckons that just 55 people stole $6.8 billion from the public purse over seven recent years.


Continue after the cut